The fact that your mind went immediately there is a little worrying… Is everything alright?
And I’m not shaming you or being sarcastic, just talk with someone if what I’m saying is true

I mean, you can even suicide on water (inb4 dihydrogen monoxide memes). This is just normal biology of a normal thing in the world.

Heck, forget water: you can even suicide on the ground below your feet. It’s just usually lots more work.