“Ahahahaha! You silly bitch…”

–Giant corporations

I mean, the temperature can be -1. But nothing measures negative.

The pasta? I think it’s spelled fusilli.

Didn’t they say the same thing about Internet Explorer, it was part of the OS and can’t be uninstalled or disabled…

Then, antitrust legal action against Microsoft and it turns out they can enable it being removable. Whoops!

You could always right the situation.

All right.

Who the hell has a counter-clockwise corkscrew!?

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…or kneecapping it.

I will never throw a brick through the headquarters of Anova, nor would I advocate for others doing it.

“supporting them”. I understand bug fixes and the inevitable support end-of-life cycle, etc; I really do. But the reasoning behind abandoning an old, yet in-use product is because you want them to buy a newer alternative.

You’re not clicking ADHD folks?

“Similar” is not identical. I’m assuming that slight difference is technically where the vampire-harming properties lie (lore-wise).

Kind of like how Duncan MacDougall published a study that human souls have weight, as he recorded someone losing 21 grams at the moment of their death. Not very significant at all, but perhaps humanity lies in the subtleties…

This is incredible. I mean it’s dystopian and bad… But it’s also cyberpunk as fuck.

Look, I’m not gay but if my girl wants to bang Andrew Garfield, we’re having a three-way. My only ground rule is no one is allowed to leave anyone else for Andrew Garfield. And that includes Andrew Garfield…

That… would require a current plan.

That’s illegal… right? Can we start actually holding companies responsible with meaningful fines and jail-time for the executives breaking our laws with impunity??

You can sue your… customers, basically for choosing not to do business with you!?

Even if he wins a one-time payment (no way), how could this do anything but make everyone not want to advertise on Twitter??

You’re overreacting. Firefox knows their users. I am a huge “stan” for Firefox, but I will delete it like a time traveller if they make it impossible to ignore ads. I will salt the earth and poop on Firefox’s grave and actively avoid it everywhere… However. If I’m wrong, there will be a Next Thing…

Haven’t you been watching the Olympics and seen Google’s ad for Gemini?

Premise: your daughter wants to write a letter to an athlete she admires. Instead of helping her as a parent, Gemini can magic-up a draft for her!