I am the developer of Summit for Lemmy.
If they etched the symbol they could have reduced the weight of the laptop by 0.003g making it even better
No it was a final insult, telling them to go fk themselves /s
How do you know it tastes like piss if you’ve never tasted piss before?
Better piss in a cup and taste it to make sure we get a nice baseline.
How the fuck did they get him on to a hospital bed in a fraction of a second? Explain that science.
Ok so I decided to read into this a little more. On FDICs website it says all customer funds should be available backing up my assumption that no customer of the bank lost any money: https://www.fdic.gov/resources/resolutions/bank-failures/failed-bank-list/heartlandtristate.html
It says:
The full balance of all deposit accounts has been transferred to Dream First Bank, N.A.
Actually 250k is the minimum for FDIC. Also I’m only basing my information on this single article but it says he stole 47 million and then the article goes on to say that FDIC absorbed the 47 million loss. Given this wording it sounds like every single dollar was covered.
Oh yeah. That’s fair.
I guess the silver lining here was that it could have been so much worse but thank goodness for FDIC.
Because the bank was insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC), the FDIC “absorbed the $47.1 million loss” after “Hanes’ fraudulent actions caused HTSB to fail and the bank investors to lose $9 million,” the US Attorney’s Office said.
It sounds like no customer with the bank lost anything. Only investors who I assume are well off anyways.
YSK an octopus has 8 arms. /s
Don’t birds spend a lot of time preening every day though?