In my heart, I knew this comment would already be here.

Reminds me of this Pete Holmes bit.

I forgot my ANOVA when I moved this summer. Now, I’m not that sorry I did.

Big enough to be comfortably used by humans

Pffffbtbtbt, housing crisis schmousing crisis. There’s your answer, chaps.

they will inevitably fall towards the centre and get spaghettified at some point

Not before they witnessed the birth and death of thousands of civilizations! (I know they wouldn’t actually be able to witness them, not having the right equipment and being dead in due order, it’s just neat to think about relativity in that context. 😊)

When you know the dimensions of the legs of a right triangle but not the tangent of the angle opposite the height, you have to utilize the formula “height = tangent(ϴ) * width”.

Its the HAWK TUAH rule.

• Height
• And
• Width
• Known,
• Tangent
• Unknown,
• Apply
• H / W = tan(ϴ)

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.