When I read this, my inner voice used quacks to bleep out the profanity
When I read this, my inner voice used quacks to bleep out the profanity
Now we’re shitposting
the issue is not counteracting gravity, the issue is decelerating enough to hit the sun
The sphincter is one of the few muscles that is contracted by default, and you have to consciously loose. So yeah, unless you have some medical condition, not very likely to get something in by accident
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This message was totally written by a human
Obey the giant burning floating orb
oh what the fuck
now I want the full story to exist
And the version of it most apps use doesn’t even have enough eyes. The original text (and the updated since Unicode) has 10-eyed O, while most places display 7. Old Cyrillic texts are pretty wild.
About to turn “latest” into “last” joke
Carcinization is inevitable
Schnoodle is not dead so long as they live in the hearts of men!
Large parrots are in fact as smart as a toddler. African Greys, apparently, can memorize human language words (just the sound, no grammar or anything complex like that) and apply them to identify objects, colors and materials - even to objects they see for the first time!
And even smaller birds like budgies usually know the sound of their own name and can even assign “names” in form of sound sequences to other birds and humans they live with. You wouldn’t think they have enough brain size for that, but somehow they do
You cannot contend with the power of love
I don’t know how likely it is to be already real, but an AGI would in fact be really good at playing dumb, in theory
Chickenness is a spectrum, not a binary
Alright then, where’s my Eris and Ceres representation?
Borb